"Oi!"
I open my eyes, startled to hear a voice besides that of the guardian that softly spoke...
I almost feel dismayed at what I see before me.
The blue expanse, the menacing figure, the voice... It was all a dream. I'm just on a wagon, a small little carriage that I had paid a few gil to ride in. I stretch my legs out with a sigh, disappointed that I would never see the end of that encounter.
Apparently I was mumbling and sweating in my sleep, and my fellow passenger decided it was time to wake me up. Wish he had just left me to my feverish dreaming.
Though honestly I'd rather sulk and ponder the outcome of that dream battle, the old man doesn't seem to recognize the disappointment on my face. He proceeds to tell me that it must be the aether that caused my sleeptime disturbances, and that some people are just more prone to the sickness than others. I scowl at his assumption, but who knows?
He has the grizzled features of one who has seen many moons, and I softly acknowledge to myself that maybe I just disagree with him because he woke me up. After all, I was robbed of a conclusion to my epic dream scenario.
All regret I may have had at feeling anger towards the guy fades quickly as he reaches for a large bottle that is snuggled beside him, and he takes a long swig. If there is one thing I've learned in my short lifetime, it's that you should never trust a drunk.
My scorn quickly dissipates as a blaring horn rattles my eardrums. I turn to the left, towards the end of the wagon, and immediately smile... strange, chubby creatures flutter next to me, and though I don't know what they are, they're just too ADORABLE to pose any threat.
"Feeling better, kupo?" one asks, and I grin and nod in appreciation.
They seem surprised that I can even see them, and quickly explain that they are moogles, and live in the woods we are now traversing. I glance around at the rest of the passengers in the wagon, and realize that none of them are even acknowledging the newcomers. The moogle without a horn notices my confusion and flies over to the drunkard. I watch, puzzled, as the plump creature does a ridiculous dance in front of his face as the inebriated man seemingly ignores it.
No... he's looking THROUGH the moogle. The little thing solves the mystery for me with some odd information...
Not everyone can SEE moogles, they tell me, and the hornless moogle flies in front of the two impish-looking Elezen across from my seat to no reaction. I just hope those two and the Hyur with the booze aren't following the rapid movement of my eyes.
A thought then invades my mind, distracting me from the current situation... I have never had such a vivid dream such as the one I had before. And now, moogles? Creatures that nobody seems to see or hear?
Maybe that guy wasn't speaking old wives' tales of aether sickness, and I really am going mad!
Almost as if he (at least I think it's a he) has read my mind, he asks me...
"The woods have been restless of late - lots of strange things happening. Have you chanced to witness anything suspicious?"
My mind automatically flits to my dream, but I quickly shake my head. I had a dream in the woods, but surely he asks if I've seen anything, not dreamed anything. Do moogles count as something strange I saw in the woods?
I hear a gurgling noise to my right and realize the other moogle has grabbed the drunk's bottle... and is GUZZLING it down like a heavyweight alcoholic!
My jaw practically hits the floor, and I can't help but wonder how nobody else can see this! Maybe they really aren't real after all, and I'm just sick... But, this! This is just crazy! As my mind fights itself over the possibility of having lost its sanity, the first moogle suddenly interrupts my gawking.
"But of course you haven't - you've only just arrived," he says sorrowfully. I stare blankly, still mulling over in my mind whether or not he's a figment of my own imagination. He bids me adieu, saying he will just have to keep up his search.
As he flutters away the other moogle joins him, and I can't help but notice the other moogle's flight seems unaffected by the drunk's booze. Alright... maybe I losing it, there's no way any creature that size could hold down that much alcohol, without any effect!
I see other moogles join the two in the treetops as the wagon continues, and I rub my eyes hoping that when I open them my field of vision will be free of fantastical, invisible flying things.
Instead, what I see just confuses me more.
The drunk reached for his bottle again, and tilted his head back to take a swig... only to find it empty. Maybe the moogles were real after all.
As I backtrack my thoughts and try to erase all doubts of my sanity, the man begins to speak.
"Gridania is still a fair way off, in case you were wonderin'..."
I guess he mistook my confused expression for a struggle to calculate how long I've been sitting here for.
"Seein' that you're awake, how's about you keep me company till we get there?"
I glower, half-wondering if there is any menace behind his proposition...
"Them younguns don't care much for conversation, see?" He motions towards the two Elezen at the far end of the wagon. I guess he does have a point, those two are an enigma. They didn't even bat an eye at his statement! Should I be surprised, though? I'm pretty sure they haven't moved once since I boarded this little caravan in the first place.
I sigh in surrender. Alright. I'll bite.
Before I even have a chance to get a word in, he's off talking about himself.
He introduces himself as Bremondt the peddler, and I can't help but wonder if that booze was some of his unsold stock. I'm about to introduce myself in return, but the idea of having someone to talk to has seemed to loosen his lips quite a bit.
"Judgin' by your unusual garments, I'd say you're one of them new adventurers. Am I warm?"
I stare blankly. Am I really that obvious?
New adventurer... I guess that's what I could be called. A naive Miqo'te with a dream.
I nod noiselessly, and Bremondt shouts out like he's won a game of Chocobo Chess.
"I knew it!" he yells, the smell of alcohol on his breath becoming very obvious. "Goin' wherever the wind blows, seekin' fortune an' glory - now that's what I call livin'!"
I feel the scorn for this man return. Sure, that's what a peddler would want. Gil, relics, whatever he can get his greedy hands on. This journey means more than that.
Despite my stern visage, he continues to blab.
"Well... so long as you avoid dyin', I mean. Ain't no secret that adventurin's a risky business - these days especially."
Business! This is not business...
I take a deep breath, insistent on reeling in my temper.
He's just a man, a man you'll probably never see again. Just relax. Breathe.
...and then the kicker.
"What attracted you to this in the first place?" he asks, and I bite my tongue to keep from telling him to mind his own business.
For once, he seems to be able to read my face accurately.
With a sigh, he says he won't pry if I'm not willing to tell. Good, because I wouldn't tell even if you paid me. You interrupt my dream, then I start questioning my sanity as fat little fairies flutter around me, (I mean, they had wings, could moogles and fairies be related?) and now you pry into my reasons for being here? I can't hardly wait to arrive in Gridania and be rid of this man.
Not answering his question hasn't seemed to stifle his talkativeness, because he proceeds to tell me that he himself has dozens of secrets, and doesn't stick his nose where it's not welcome. Really, now... You could have fooled me.
He proceeds to attempt to lecture me that being alive is better than any kind of fame or fortune, as if I didn't know that already. I didn't come here unprepared... but neither did I come here thinking that death could not be a door's knock away.
I'm about to roll my eyes, but suddenly the wagon halts with such a lurch that I quickly scramble to hold onto the seat, worried that I will fly off the wagon cart itself.
"HALT! GO NO FURTHER!"
I peer over the edge of the cart, and my heart almost stops when I see a figure wearing a half-mask standing in the middle of the road... but the mask isn't a blood red, and there is no dark cloak over his shoulders.
Bremondt shifts in his seat, obviously unsettled by the sudden stop.
My ear twitches as I sense something wrong. Without warning, an arrow flies down into the cart, nearly missing Bremondt's head.
I feel a lump in my throat as I realize how close he just came to being slain. I may not like the man, but I don't dislike him THAT much that I'd wish death upon him!
I hear the carriage driver panicking up in front, and the masked man yells out that a skirmish has broken out ahead.. with the... Ixal?
My mind races as I remember a rough image in a book, a grotesque creature that looked as if it was a result of an unholy union of man and bird...
Right on cue, Elezen with the same wooden masks appear in a clearing ahead, clashing with monstrous humanoids that could only be the mentioned Ixal. They look less demonic that the drawing in the book had portrayed, but still just as lethal.
"Bloody hells! We shall hold them here! Try and break clear!" the first masked Elezen screams, and the carriage driver doesn't waste a split second. He cracks the reigns and the chocobos pulling the carriage rush into a steady canter, away from the sounds of blades and shields.
As we pull away, I squint to catch a glimpse of the battle... And there, I see it.
The Elezen that had stopped us holds a long lance, like that which I long to wield.
No...
... a lance that I WILL wield.
I know with this brush with danger, my journey has officially begun.
Wednesday, September 4, 2013
Saturday, August 31, 2013
Skyla's Story: And I Was Born
Have I fallen into some maddened dream?
And then... a voice?
"Hear..."
...and I do. The voice, it is female, but there is no mouth to speak it. Why does this not unnerve me? Something about the voice soothes.
A light? I find myself approaching it, but its beauty suddenly warps into a void of darkness...
...and I feel. I feel a panic I've never known, one that sends my body into a fearful paralysis.
A figure appears from the cold blackness, cloaked and wearing a mask of crimson. It is almost like I am looking upon the twisted visage of a demon, but a human mouth below the facade betrays his identity as not being such.
This is not the source of the voice, I know this for sure.
A mote of light appears before me, smaller than the one that lured me to the darkness.
"Hear... Feel... Think..."
The voice grounds me, soothes my muscles that were tensed in fear.
I know now... This person who stands before me in the expansive blue nothingness is not a threat.
The floating orb of light rushes towards me and seems to fuse with my body...
Flames of white light surround me and cloak me in...
...armor?
This armor... This is the armor that someday I wish to don upon myself, the armor of the Dragoon.
I am ready.
The form that has been observing me with such menace reacts, a red symbol forming in front of his face as he screams noiselessly.
I am not afraid.
That voice, my guardian in the blue... Could it be Nymeia, patron of my birth? Maybe...
Confidence rushes through my veins as I lurch forward to meet my destiny. I hold the lance in my steady hands and envision the approaching clash with the hostile, cloaked form...
...I just need to aim for the chest, pierce the heart and...
...and everything goes black.
t a g s :
a realm reborn,
fan fiction,
fanfiction,
FFXI,
ffxiv,
final fantasy xi,
final fantasy xiv,
gridania,
mmo,
mmorpg,
skyla,
story
Skyla's Story: Follow My Adventures Through Eorzea!
When I started playing FFXIV:ARR's beta, I decided that blog posts were going to be necessary. FFXI was such an important part of my teenage life, so the imminent release of FFXIV, a sequel in spirit, was... well, a pretty big deal!
If you've been following this blog for a while, you'll know that I did something similar with TERA, chronicling my adventures with screenshots and descriptions of what I was doing during the first week of gameplay.
(If you want to go back in time and read those posts, click here! Though it should be noted that TERA is now F2P.)
But what would best showcase the incredible storytelling that Square-Enix weaves into their MMO's?
The answer was clear...
I'd take a less narrative approach to the posts, and instead go the route of telling a story of my own.
Don't get me wrong, I have a clear dislike for fan fiction. Taking other people's characters and putting them in situations that were never intended irks me like you can't believe.
No, this will be a different kind of story.
It'll be my game character going through Square-Enix's game, and only the reactions and thoughts of that character will be my own. I won't be altering Square's storyline at all, though for obvious reasons, some NPC dialogue and quests will be truncated or left out.
I'm no author or professional writer, but doing this will be a fun and rewarding experience that I hope will showcase the magic and thrill of FFXIV's story properly.
I will be uploading a new post every Saturday and Wednesday, so check back often!
Hope you enjoy it!
If you've been following this blog for a while, you'll know that I did something similar with TERA, chronicling my adventures with screenshots and descriptions of what I was doing during the first week of gameplay.
(If you want to go back in time and read those posts, click here! Though it should be noted that TERA is now F2P.)
But what would best showcase the incredible storytelling that Square-Enix weaves into their MMO's?
The answer was clear...
I'd take a less narrative approach to the posts, and instead go the route of telling a story of my own.
Don't get me wrong, I have a clear dislike for fan fiction. Taking other people's characters and putting them in situations that were never intended irks me like you can't believe.
No, this will be a different kind of story.
It'll be my game character going through Square-Enix's game, and only the reactions and thoughts of that character will be my own. I won't be altering Square's storyline at all, though for obvious reasons, some NPC dialogue and quests will be truncated or left out.
I'm no author or professional writer, but doing this will be a fun and rewarding experience that I hope will showcase the magic and thrill of FFXIV's story properly.
I will be uploading a new post every Saturday and Wednesday, so check back often!
Hope you enjoy it!
t a g s :
a realm reborn,
fan fiction,
fanfiction,
FFXI,
ffxiv,
final fantasy xi,
final fantasy xiv,
gridania,
mmo,
mmorpg,
skyla,
story
Thursday, August 29, 2013
Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn - Registering Your Game (With Photo Instructions!)
As you probably saw from my previous blog post, I had an incredibly frustrating time dealing with Square-Enix's awful registration system.
I bought FFXIV:ARR expecting the process to be as simple as registering FFXI was... however, with the phasing out of the PlayOnline client, things have gone to the dogs. Getting the game set up is clunky, confusing, and just plain ridiculous.
Today I will show you how to PROPERLY register your serial code, and even show you step-by-step instructions on how to retrieve everything you need to register.
Step 1: Buy the game!
Step 1 is simple enough. Buy the game!
To buy the game, go to the North American FFXIV:ARR website (here) and press Product.
From here press Purchase under the big banner of all the games.
Now you can choose how to purchase the game, as seen in the image above.
The course of best action (if you want to access the game the quickest that is) is to buy it Digitally from Square-Enix themselves.
Choose the version you want, and go through the purchase process as you would ordering any other item online.
MAKE SURE YOU USE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!!!
WARNING: When buying, there will be a prompt to login right above the Billing Information. This is NOT necessary to buy the game. In fact, when I tried to log in, I kept getting a "incorrect credentials" message even though my login info was correct. It's better to disregard it completely. This is just another one of SE's many confusing, broken site features.
Step 2: Checking Your Email
Once you have ordered FFXIV:ARR, it's time to check your email!
Before you do that though, do you have a Square-Enix ID?
If you don't, sign up for one (here) and press the big red button to register.
Time to open up your email! Refer to the image above.
WARNING: THESE EMAILS OFTEN ARE CAUGHT BY SPAM FILTERS! Before panicking, check your Spam/Bulk folder. (My emails were in Gmail's spam folder.)
Action 1: Confirm your Square-Enix account by finding an email similar to the one right of the red arrow (skip if you have one already)
Action 2: Find an email similar to the one to the right of the green arrow. It will have your order number, links, and other stuff you need for the next step. It may take some time for this email to arrive.
Action 3: THIS ONLY APPLIES TO IF YOU PREORDERED FFXIV:ARR! This email doesn't have to be opened, but may take some time to arrive. It just confirms that your preorder bonus is ready.
Step 3: Retrieve Your Codes
Open the email found under Action 2 in the previous step.
From here, click the link as shown in the photo.
You should be brought to a page that looks like this.
From here, you can enter your info two different ways.
The easiest method is to just enter the email address that you received the email on and last 5 digits of your credit card, since you may have forgotten the password you signed up with.
Once you enter this info, a page will come up showing your two codes.
Green Arrow: First Begin Download so you can get that out of the way. If you played Beta, you don't have to download again.
Red Arrow: This code isn't actually needed. Ignore it for now.
Blue Arrow: This is the code you need. Write this down. IT IS CASE SENSITIVE.
WARNING: Ignore the instructions below the codes. THESE ARE NOT CORRECT. Though Square-Enix meant well, these instructions did not work for me, and instead made me falsely believe I had invalid codes. If you have the invalid registration code issue, hang tight, because I'll show you how to properly register them in a moment.
If you preordered the game, scroll down past the instructions.
Download the .pdf file and follow the easy instructions to convert your Serial Number into a redemption code.
After you get your redemption code, write it down. IT IS CASE SENSITIVE!!!
Press the link next to the red arrow and enter the code you just got. You will be able to redeem your preorder items.
These items will appear in your Moogle Mailbox in the game itself.
Step 4: Register Your Code (High Chance of NOT Working)
This is where both Square-Enix and most people get this step wrong.
Square-Enix wants you to go to the NA Square-Enix page, as shown here...
...to click My Profile...
...to press Add New Game...
...and to input the RED ARROW code here.
THIS MOST LIKELY RESULTS IN AN "INVALID CODE" ERROR.
My code was marked as "invalid" through this method, and made me believe Square-Enix sent me faulty codes!
So, let's do it ANOTHER WAY!
Step 5: Register Your Code (High Chance of SUCCESS!)
Friends, meet the Mog Station! You can access this page (here) or if you're super wary of phishing, Google "Mog Station" and click the first result.
Log in to your Square-Enix account, and let's proceed!
(the captchas on this page can be REALLY annoying, just a fair warning.)
Once you log in, you'll see your Mog Station hub. It won't look exactly like this, because I've already registered.
Press the sun-like button to proceed.
It is here that you can enter the Blue Arrow code you wrote down from Step 3.
Press NEXT, and finish your registration!
WARNING: Remember, this is all CASE SENSITIVE. If your code is still invalid, make sure you didn't accidentally make your 5's into S's, 0's into O's, 1's into I's, 3's into E's, or other simple mistakes. I had some trouble because I accidentally switched a number in for a letter. You can imagine how badly I panicked... IF IT STILL DOESN'T WORK, CLEAR AND RETYPE, OR CHECK THE "DIGITAL RIVER" PAGE IN STEP 3 AGAIN. Contact Square-Enix's customer support through (here) as a last ditch effort.
Step 6: Installation
Now that your game is registered, find the client that you downloaded earlier.
Install FFXIV:ARR, or if you have it installed already from Beta, open it up on your computer.
Install like any other program.
Once it is installed, open the shortcut on your desktop.
Log into your Square-Enix account and allow the client to update.
Once it's done, you know what to do...
PRESS PLAY AND ENTER THE WORLD OF EORZEA!!!
Hope this has helped! Have fun!
I bought FFXIV:ARR expecting the process to be as simple as registering FFXI was... however, with the phasing out of the PlayOnline client, things have gone to the dogs. Getting the game set up is clunky, confusing, and just plain ridiculous.
Today I will show you how to PROPERLY register your serial code, and even show you step-by-step instructions on how to retrieve everything you need to register.
Step 1: Buy the game!
Step 1 is simple enough. Buy the game!
To buy the game, go to the North American FFXIV:ARR website (here) and press Product.
From here press Purchase under the big banner of all the games.
Now you can choose how to purchase the game, as seen in the image above.
The course of best action (if you want to access the game the quickest that is) is to buy it Digitally from Square-Enix themselves.
Choose the version you want, and go through the purchase process as you would ordering any other item online.
MAKE SURE YOU USE A VALID EMAIL ADDRESS!!!
WARNING: When buying, there will be a prompt to login right above the Billing Information. This is NOT necessary to buy the game. In fact, when I tried to log in, I kept getting a "incorrect credentials" message even though my login info was correct. It's better to disregard it completely. This is just another one of SE's many confusing, broken site features.
Step 2: Checking Your Email
Before you do that though, do you have a Square-Enix ID?
If you don't, sign up for one (here) and press the big red button to register.
Time to open up your email! Refer to the image above.
WARNING: THESE EMAILS OFTEN ARE CAUGHT BY SPAM FILTERS! Before panicking, check your Spam/Bulk folder. (My emails were in Gmail's spam folder.)
Action 1: Confirm your Square-Enix account by finding an email similar to the one right of the red arrow (skip if you have one already)
Action 2: Find an email similar to the one to the right of the green arrow. It will have your order number, links, and other stuff you need for the next step. It may take some time for this email to arrive.
Action 3: THIS ONLY APPLIES TO IF YOU PREORDERED FFXIV:ARR! This email doesn't have to be opened, but may take some time to arrive. It just confirms that your preorder bonus is ready.
Step 3: Retrieve Your Codes
From here, click the link as shown in the photo.
From here, you can enter your info two different ways.
The easiest method is to just enter the email address that you received the email on and last 5 digits of your credit card, since you may have forgotten the password you signed up with.
Green Arrow: First Begin Download so you can get that out of the way. If you played Beta, you don't have to download again.
Red Arrow: This code isn't actually needed. Ignore it for now.
Blue Arrow: This is the code you need. Write this down. IT IS CASE SENSITIVE.
WARNING: Ignore the instructions below the codes. THESE ARE NOT CORRECT. Though Square-Enix meant well, these instructions did not work for me, and instead made me falsely believe I had invalid codes. If you have the invalid registration code issue, hang tight, because I'll show you how to properly register them in a moment.
If you preordered the game, scroll down past the instructions.
Download the .pdf file and follow the easy instructions to convert your Serial Number into a redemption code.
After you get your redemption code, write it down. IT IS CASE SENSITIVE!!!
Press the link next to the red arrow and enter the code you just got. You will be able to redeem your preorder items.
These items will appear in your Moogle Mailbox in the game itself.
Step 4: Register Your Code (High Chance of NOT Working)
This is where both Square-Enix and most people get this step wrong.
Square-Enix wants you to go to the NA Square-Enix page, as shown here...
...to press Add New Game...
...and to input the RED ARROW code here.
THIS MOST LIKELY RESULTS IN AN "INVALID CODE" ERROR.
My code was marked as "invalid" through this method, and made me believe Square-Enix sent me faulty codes!
So, let's do it ANOTHER WAY!
Step 5: Register Your Code (High Chance of SUCCESS!)
Log in to your Square-Enix account, and let's proceed!
(the captchas on this page can be REALLY annoying, just a fair warning.)
Once you log in, you'll see your Mog Station hub. It won't look exactly like this, because I've already registered.
Press the sun-like button to proceed.
It is here that you can enter the Blue Arrow code you wrote down from Step 3.
Press NEXT, and finish your registration!
WARNING: Remember, this is all CASE SENSITIVE. If your code is still invalid, make sure you didn't accidentally make your 5's into S's, 0's into O's, 1's into I's, 3's into E's, or other simple mistakes. I had some trouble because I accidentally switched a number in for a letter. You can imagine how badly I panicked... IF IT STILL DOESN'T WORK, CLEAR AND RETYPE, OR CHECK THE "DIGITAL RIVER" PAGE IN STEP 3 AGAIN. Contact Square-Enix's customer support through (here) as a last ditch effort.
Step 6: Installation
Now that your game is registered, find the client that you downloaded earlier.
Install FFXIV:ARR, or if you have it installed already from Beta, open it up on your computer.
Install like any other program.
Once it is installed, open the shortcut on your desktop.
Log into your Square-Enix account and allow the client to update.
Once it's done, you know what to do...
PRESS PLAY AND ENTER THE WORLD OF EORZEA!!!
Hope this has helped! Have fun!
Tuesday, August 27, 2013
Thanks, Square-Enix. (RANT)
Square-Enix, congratulations on fucking up again. My FFXIV:ARR registration codes are INVALID. I pre-ordered, I even got the COLLECTOR'S EDITION. You can't even have the decency of sending me a registration code that actually EXISTS?!?
I missed early access, can't play on the release date, and STILL haven't gotten a response on my support ticket.
Seriously, you THINK FFXIV 1.0's awful release would have changed something.
I missed early access, can't play on the release date, and STILL haven't gotten a response on my support ticket.
Seriously, you THINK FFXIV 1.0's awful release would have changed something.
t a g s :
anger,
fail,
ffxiv,
final fantasy,
final fantasy xiv,
mmorpg,
rant,
release,
square-enix
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